Blue Boots Are The New Black Boots

The other morning on the train to work, I had a little epiphany. No, not that the train smelled like piss -- oh, believe me though, it certainly did. I realized that this spring, or whenever I can finally stop wearing my winter boots every day like I have for the past financial quarter or whatever, I'm going to be investing in a pair of blue boots and wear them where and when I'd usually wear black boots. It's all about getting the blue right, though. I'm thinking navy, but then I saw these Jeffrey Cambpell "Lita" boots. True blue.

($155, Jeffrey Campbell, Bonadrag.com)

Mara Hoffman: Fashion Inceptor?

($300, Mara Hoffman, Bonadrag.com)

Guys, I'm really afraid Mara Hoffman is sneaking into my mind and incepting my mind, because her tribal-inspired "Pow" dress is the dress of my dreams.

+ Inception LOLz.

GOD, I Love Bona Drag

I mean... their laser cat splash page alone.

And, of course... the Morrissey updates on their blog.

Years ago when I ordered something, they sent me a Bona Drag mix with Morrissey on the cover. I have a Deepwater Horizon's worth of love for Bona Drag. Except instead of oil, I contain only love.

On My Binge List: Erica Weiner Watch O'er You Ring

($80, Erica Weiner, Bonadrag.com)

For reals, I'm daydreaming about my future when I blog about cute and horrible clothes with this brass ring on my right ring finger. If it looks super olde-tymey, that's because it is. It's inspired by a 19-century wax seal found in a Glasgow antique shop, and it reads "May it watch o'er you." It's like a cross between an evil eye charm, a Cracker Jack treasure, and a Ouija board. Hey, speaking of, wanna see a magic trick? Watch me make $80 magically disappear from my bank account! Poof!

Mara Hoffman Is Killing Me Softly

... Case in point:

($290, Mara Hoffman, Bonadrag.com)

Crystal Jewelry I MUST Own...

A few sparkly, spangly little crystal "treasures," as Makeup Loves Me LOVES to refer to jewelry...

($573, Lanvin, Luisaviaroma.com)

Not in a MILLION minutes would I have ever thought I'd be sitting here attracted to jewelry featuring DENIM. But Lanvin done did it with this slightly '90s bracelet.

($475, Swarovski)

CAN. YOU. EVEN? C.Y.E. It's like wearing a crystal kaleidoscope on your NECK! And I NEED TO DO THAT.

($154, Martine Wester)

ADORING this gorgeous vintage-inspired mismatched crystal rosette bracelet, and I'm seriously considering getting it to wear with my Jenny Packham wedding dress, as long as it complements the jewels on the dress itself and doesn't snag the silk. Check out more of Martine Wester's pretty crystal pieces.

($262, Iosselliani, Bonadrag.com)

At first everyone was like OHHH WOOOH OMFG STACKABLE RINGS! IT'S THE SECOND MF-ING COMING OF HAYSOOS CHRISTO. And I was like Snoreaphyll. Truly, I didn't give a rat's ass about stackable rings. UNTIL... I came across these Iosselliani vintage-inspired stackable rings. And now I'm as TEAM STACKABLE RING as YOU are Team Edward! Rawr!

Oh Shit. These Lace Pants Happened.

($130, With Hearts in My Eyes, Bonadrag)

They really really happened. Lace pants HAPPENED. FLARED lace pants. The only thing worse would be if these somehow involved CRUSHED VELVET. That would've set me over the edge. I'm sorry, but unless you're in the cast of Hair, just no. And even then. They also remind me of something annoying that Kate Hudson would've worn in Almost Famous, and as great as that movie was, she still annoys me to the nth degree. And also, while I'm on the topic, Kate Hudson SO did not deserve to be nominated for Best Actress in a Supporting Role in 2000. She was PLAYING HER FUCKING SELF. The end.