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Kodak Moments

We all have looks to regret for, these ones are particularly priceless! 80's and 90's are unforgivable.

Who is who?

(I used to love that game!)

Madonna, Mariah Carey, Marion Cotillard, Marisa Tomei, Megan Fox, Miley Cyrus, Nicole Richie, Oprah Winfrey, Resee Witherspoon, Scarlett Johansson, Sarah Jessica Parker, Teri Hatcher, Tyra Banks, Uma Thurman, Vanessa Hudgens, Zooey Deschanel.

Sources: In Style

All I Want For Christmas Is This Marchesa Dress

But there's no way that this black and gold Marchesa work of art -- referred to more commonly as a "dress" -- will ever be mine because

a.) I don't even celebrate Christmas...

b.) Even when it was marked down from $4,830 to $1,449, that's still a no-go, and

Meanwhile,

c.) I was tardy to the party and it's sold out. Because it's from waaaay back in 2008, if you can even remember that far back to when your favorite fashion plate and mine, Miley Cyrus, wore it to the 2008 American Music Awards.

I guess I'll "let" Miley have this one... and pray she holds a big-ass garage sale or something. I'm not proud.